Elvis still gets 100 Valentines each year.  Tell about one of the people who sent one.


Dear Elvis,

Why wasn’t I born when you were alive? My mom still plays all of your records and movies. “Can’t Help Falling in Love” is my all-time favorite song. Wow, you were so hot. Way hotter than Ryan Gosling or Justin Timberlake. There’s something about your smile, those beautiful eyes, and your hair(!) that make me dream about what our lives could have been like together. Sometimes I think that you’d still be around if I’d been alive back then. Our paths would’ve definitely crossed. I’m sure of it.

You would’ve noticed me at a party, or in the audience at one of your shows. Or, I would’ve been a famous movie star. Your leading lady in a blockbuster film. We’d fall in love, and you’d marry me instead of Priscilla. Caitlin Presley has a great ring to it, right? We’d make music together, I’d bake you yummy vegan cupcakes, and you’d be so happy you wouldn’t even think about drugs or alcohol. I’m sure of it.

Every time I see your picture, or hear your music, I just think about how awesome you are. You were the greatest performer ever. My boyfriend Matt broke up with me yesterday, so I’m sending all my love to you this year. I really miss you, Elvis Presley. Happy Valentines Day.


Love always and forever,



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